Sugar, spice & speed on the basepaths.
I didn't tell you... I joined a softball team. I'd Hit That. That's what we're called.
Apparently, we're pretty good. I haven't been to a game.
(I shelled out forty bucks before doing due diligence. All games are Thursday nights. I work Thursday nights. But I do get a tee shirt).
I didn't play softball in high school... or like, ever. (I did sneak into the Disch to take BP a couple of years ago). I'm not particularly coordinated when it comes to bats and balls and things of that nature. (But I can post you up in the paint like a mother).
That said, it's only fitting that I volunteered to be Team Mom.
What I lack in agility, I make up for in baked goods. I won't crank out web gems, but I will bring cookies. And juice boxes. Can't forget the juice boxes.