I bought a bundt pan for less than five dollars yesterday.

I was going to celebrate that thriftiness with a bundt cake.

But America went full-on badass on me last night.

So now, I'm celebrating the U-S-of-A with a bundt cake...

But only because it was logistically impossible to pop bottles at the White House whilst fist-pumping to Toby Keith, rocking camo pants & an American flag doo-rag.

Sour Cream & Citrus Bundt Cake. It's not red, white and blue. But it's a pretty sweet sidekick to liberty and justice for all. Get the recipe here.

And to those that serve our country, thank you.