While I think pimping my furniture out via the Internet is all sorts of awesome, my mom was a little more wary of my first-ever Craigslist exchange today...

Felt confident assuring her I could handle this one...

But this one?

Not so much.

(You're going to pay me twenty-five bucks to "kindly end the ad" so that you can "rest assured" you're the "prospective buyer"? Dude. It's a used mattress. I'll pay you twenty-five bucks to never email me again. Ever).