"I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed

eleven cookies into the VCR."

Christmas candy coma, anyone?

Buckeyes, thumbprints, fudge, peppermint bark, puppy chow, cookie truffles... Do your teeth hurt yet?

Met up with my Texas partners-in-crime, Meagan and Jackie, tonight for some light holiday baking. (Their two percent body fat, marathon-running neighbor stopped by for a visit... and was horrified. Didn't help that I was smushing together an entire package of Oreos and two blocks of cream cheese with my bare hands).